WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)
A Simple Little Wedding (1981)
Richard Sanders: Les Nessman
Quotes
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Bailey Quarters : [re Mr. Carlson] He and Carmen are getting married again.
[giggles]
Les Nessman : Why?
Bailey Quarters : Because they eloped the first time.
Herb Tarlek : [ever the old Scrooge] We have to buy gifts?
Bailey Quarters : Oh, no, no. They wanna keep it small and simple.
Les Nessman : We ought to do something. Mr. Carlson will appreciate it. Maybe a little party.
Herb Tarlek : Bachelor party!
Bailey Quarters : No, I don't think so, Herb.
Herb Tarlek : Oh, why not? I haven't been to one of those in years. Say what, I'll plan the whole thing, so you stay out of it, Les.
Les Nessman : Huh?
Herb Tarlek : I'll handle everything. Wildly exclusive. Cap! Got to think of something out of the ordinary. Something... uniquely unique.
Bailey Quarters : [gingerly] I, uh, I trust you'll plan something tasteful, huh, Herbie?
[goes off]
Herb Tarlek : What else would I do?
[scoffs, then gets struck by his unique idea:]
Herb Tarlek : Strippers! Gotta have strippers!