WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)
A Simple Little Wedding (1981)
Jan Smithers: Bailey Quarters
Quotes
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Jennifer Marlowe : [beating Herb at monopoly] It's just a game, Herb.
Herb Tarlek : Oh, sure it is, for you, you're rich! You... you've got all the property. You've got the race car, I've got the wheelbarrow, and I haven't... I haven't passed Go in two hours, so don't tell me...!
Jennifer Marlowe : [holds out her hand] Give me the money, Herb.
Herb Tarlek : I haven't got it! I've got eighteen dollars, everything is mortgaged!
Bailey Quarters : Then you're out.
Herb Tarlek : Out? I can't just go out. I mean... come on, gimme a break.
Jennifer Marlowe : You're bankrupt, Herb.
Herb Tarlek : Please?
Jennifer Marlowe : [little voice] What can I do?
Bailey Quarters : Well... we could play strip monopoly. You could give us your coat, Herb.
Jennifer Marlowe : Good, I'll take your coat.
Bailey Quarters : Guess what item of apparel is next?
Jennifer Marlowe : Whoo!
Herb Tarlek : Is this what Women's Liberation is all about? Humiliation?
Bailey Quarters : No. We just heard you had great legs.
Herb Tarlek : [his ego stroked] Who told you?
Bailey Quarters : Les.
[Herb storms off]
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Bailey Quarters : [re Mr. Carlson] He and Carmen are getting married again.
[giggles]
Les Nessman : Why?
Bailey Quarters : Because they eloped the first time.
Herb Tarlek : [ever the old Scrooge] We have to buy gifts?
Bailey Quarters : Oh, no, no. They wanna keep it small and simple.
Les Nessman : We ought to do something. Mr. Carlson will appreciate it. Maybe a little party.
Herb Tarlek : Bachelor party!
Bailey Quarters : No, I don't think so, Herb.
Herb Tarlek : Oh, why not? I haven't been to one of those in years. Say what, I'll plan the whole thing, so you stay out of it, Les.
Les Nessman : Huh?
Herb Tarlek : I'll handle everything. Wildly exclusive. Cap! Got to think of something out of the ordinary. Something... uniquely unique.
Bailey Quarters : [gingerly] I, uh, I trust you'll plan something tasteful, huh, Herbie?
[goes off]
Herb Tarlek : What else would I do?
[scoffs, then gets struck by his unique idea:]
Herb Tarlek : Strippers! Gotta have strippers!