WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

Filthy Pictures: Part 1 (1980)

George Wyner: D. Arnold Gonzer

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• Arthur Carlson : [Mr. Carlson has just discovered the nude photos of Jennifer]  Where did you get those?

  D. Arnold Gonzer : She posed for them.

  Arthur Carlson : No, she didn't. She wouldn't do that.

  D. Arnold Gonzer : Well then, it's her word against mine. And besides, pictures don't lie. Now look, I'm very busy.

  Arthur Carlson : What are you gonna do with those?

  D. Arnold Gonzer : I'm gonna sell them. That's what I do for a living. I sell pictures.

  Arthur Carlson : You're gonna sell those pictures to some cheap girlie magazine?

  D. Arnold Gonzer : No, I'm gonna sell them to the Catholic Church.

  Arthur Carlson : Just wait a minute. If you sell those pictures to a publication, I'm gonna have my lawyer all over you and don't think I won't!

  D. Arnold Gonzer : I don't think so. You see, I got the lady's release form right here. Look, pal. I've been doing this for years. I know all the ins and outs, what's legal, what's not legal. I'm no amateur. I've been waiting for the big one and this little lady is it. It's like those Marilyn Monroe pictures. Playboy built an empire on those. Those photographs are like gold.

  Arthur Carlson : I'm the one responsible for her coming here in the first place... Oh, come on, this isn't right.

  D. Arnold Gonzer : What can you do, huh? You can't do nothing. Go home.