- Dr. Johnny Fever: [to Jennifer, who has arrived unexpectedly at Johnny's apartment] How are you?
- Jennifer Marlowe: Oh, I'm fine. I had my date drive me over. He's down in the car.
- Dr. Johnny Fever: Oh, well, why don't you invite him on up?
- Jennifer Marlowe: [taking off her fur coat, revealing her body-hugging dress] Oh, no. Give him a chance to cool off a little. Besides, I don't think he's allowed to climb stairs.
- Les Nessman: By the way, Johnny, there's a long black car outside with a small man in the back seat. He keeps beating on the window with his cane.
- Jennifer Marlowe: [getting up] Oh... I think I better go.
- Bailey Quarters: [to the child protection officials] Oh, uh, there is no baby here, you are wasting your time.
- Andy Travis: Uh, Bailey...
- Bailey Quarters: [dismissively gesturing to Andy, then adamantly waving her hands like there's nothing here] Hold it. No point in even looking, there is just no baby.
- Andy Travis: Bailey, it's okay, Johnny called them.
- Bailey Quarters: Oh.