The Weird Al Show (TV Series)

The Obligatory Holiday Episode (1997)

Ed Marques: Varna

Quotes 

• Varna : Today, in my home country is Hamster Stewing Day. But do any of you care? No.

  British Redcoat : And I always hated the 4th of July, because I think that the United States should still be a part of ENGLAND!

  Varna : Well, I've always hated the Beatles!

  'Weird Al' Yankovic : [bangs some trash cans to shut the crowd up]  NO MORE SAD STORIES! THIS PARTY IS FOR HAPPY PEOPLE! HAPPY PEOPLE ONLY! If you're happy, then LEAVE! THERE'S THE DOOR!

• 'Weird Al' Yankovic : Hey guys. Well, what's the matter? Couldn't you find any eggs.

  Varna : It looks like the underground rats got to them before we could.

  Uncle Ralphie : Yeah, what were you thinking hiding Easter eggs in a mine shaft? Next year, I'm going to Fred Huggins' holiday party instead.