"The West Wing" The Indians in the Lobby (TV Episode 2001) - Martin Sheen as President Josiah Bartlet

President Josiah Bartlet : You know that line you're not supposed to cross with the President?

C.J. Cregg : I'm coming up on it?

President Josiah Bartlet : No, no. Look behind you
[the President is asking the Butterball hotline how to cook stuffing]

President Josiah Bartlet : If I cook it inside the turkey, is there a chance I could kill my guests? I'm not saying that's necessarily a deal-breaker.
[On neighborhood watch cell phone funding]

President Josiah Bartlet : There's nothing wrong with this policy. It's just too small. I could fund this initiative out of my pocket.

Toby Ziegler : It's $10 million.

President Josiah Bartlet : Leo could fund it out of his pocket.
[the President is pretending to be Joe Bethersontin from Fargo, and trying to find the best way to cook stuffing]

Butterball Hotline : Do you have an accurate thermometer?

President Josiah Bartlet : Oh, yeah. It was presented to me as a gift from the personal sous chef to the king of... auto sales in...

Toby Ziegler : Fargo.

President Josiah Bartlet : Fargo. Phil Baharnd. The man can sell a car like, well, like anything.

Butterball Hotline : Very good, sir. You have a good Thanksgiving.

President Josiah Bartlet : And you do too. Thanks a lot.
Leo McGarry : You gave Rene a firm talking-to.

President Josiah Bartlet : Yes, and while he didn't deserve it, he will someday soon.

Martin Sheen: President Josiah Bartlet