The West Wing (TV Series)

The Indians in the Lobby (2001)

Richard Schiff: Toby Ziegler

Quotes 

• [On neighborhood watch cell phone funding] 

  President Josiah Bartlet : There's nothing wrong with this policy. It's just too small. I could fund this initiative out of my pocket.

  Toby Ziegler : It's $10 million.

  President Josiah Bartlet : Leo could fund it out of his pocket.

• [the President is pretending to be Joe Bethersontin from Fargo, and trying to find the best way to cook stuffing] 

  Butterball Hotline : Do you have an accurate thermometer?

  President Josiah Bartlet : Oh, yeah. It was presented to me as a gift from the personal sous chef to the king of... auto sales in...

  Toby Ziegler : Fargo.

  President Josiah Bartlet : Fargo. Phil Baharnd. The man can sell a car like, well, like anything.

  Butterball Hotline : Very good, sir. You have a good Thanksgiving.

  President Josiah Bartlet : And you do too. Thanks a lot.