- Josh Lyman: [answering the phone, thinking it is Amy] Time number one was on the steps in front of my apartment when you kissed me. It was snowing. Time number two was when you came over after the State of the Union. Time number three was at your house when you put on your bootleg tape of the Stones at Wembley Stadium and put on your feather boa and sang "Honky Tonk Woman." Time number four involved a variety of hosiery.
- Leo McGarry: Josh, I'm going to stop you right here, okay?
- Josh Lyman: Leo?
- Leo McGarry: Yeah.
- Josh Lyman: Anybody else in the office?
- Margaret: Hey, Josh.
- Josh Lyman: Hey, Margaret.
- Leo McGarry: We've got a problem in Vieques and a caucus in Iowa. Why don't you come on in to work, hmm?
- Josh Lyman: Yeah.
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: So, the 4-H convention.
- Toby Ziegler: We're not going.
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: I don't get it. How can you not want to see the butter cow?
- Toby Ziegler: I'm that way.
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: You understand it's a life-size cow made entirely of butter.
- Toby Ziegler: We're not going.
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: There's also a butter Elvis and a butter Last Supper which has, I swear to God, Toby...
- Toby Ziegler: Butter on the table?
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: It's got butter on the table right there between butter James and butter Peter, an almost mind-blowing vortex of art and material that dares the viewer to recall Marcel Duchamp.
- Toby Ziegler: How do they keep it from melting?
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: How, indeed.
- Nancy: Toby, you have a phone call in the staff cabin.
- Toby Ziegler: Thank you.
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: Butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter.