- Colin Mochrie: [in "Weird Newscasters", his quirk is "thinks he's in a confessional"] Forgive me, it's... I haven't had my last confessional since... never. Uh, I've been very bad. I shave... animals, for my own entertainment. And then I make them do high-stepping Broadway musicals. Oh, what is my penance?
- Brad Sherwood: Well, that's from the "too much information" desk.
- [mimes shutting the confessional window]
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Helping Hands", playing a clown]
- [after pulling a rabbit out of a hat]
- Ryan Stiles: The HARD part is pulling a hat out of a rabbit!