- Brad Sherwood: [SFAH: Celebrity endorsements doomed to fail] I'm Bette Davis for anti-aging cream.
- Wayne Brady: I'm Mike Tyson for Encyclopaedia Brittanica.
- Ryan Stiles: [as Christopher Lloyd] I forgot what the hell I was sellin'!
- Colin Mochrie: Hi, I'm Colin Mochrie for Rogaine.
- Drew Carey: [after the episodes playing of Party Quirks] Was anybody else turned on by the thought of Brad Sherwood grabbin' you by the scruff of the neck and yellling 'Bad boy, bad boy?'
- Ryan Stiles: Drew, Drew! Wake up!
- Drew Carey: Oh, sorry, I was talking in my sleep. Excuse me.
- Brad Sherwood: You always talk in your sleep!
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Presidential slogans that will not get you elected."
- Wayne Brady: [impersonating Bill Clinton] I love booty.