Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 342 (2000)

Greg Proops: Self

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Quotes 

• Wayne Brady : [in "Let's Make a Date"]  Bachelor number one...

  Greg Proops : [as Jack Nicholson from "The Shining"]  You're back to me, Wendy. How great.

  Wayne Brady : When I was a small child, my mother told me to be with a man who would take care of me. How would you take care of me?

  Greg Proops : Oh, I'd take care of you REAL good. Heeeeere's your boyfriend!

• Drew Carey : [after "Let's Make a Date"]  Let's go onto a game called "Let's Make a Date", this is for all four of you. Wayne, you're gonna be appearing on a dating show- oh, we just did that.

  Greg Proops : Excuse me, Captain Alzheimer? Go to the third card, Drew. Go to the THIRD card.

  Drew Carey : [holds a card to his temple]  What is... Greg's next job.

• Drew Carey : Let's go onto a game now called... "Song Styles". "Greatest Hits".

  [audience laughs] 

  Drew Carey : Man... I am one step behind...

  Greg Proops : "This is for all four contestants. Wayne'll be choosing a date, but they're not exactly what you'd think."

  Drew Carey : [pause]  Well, let's go onto a game called "Greatest Hits".