Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 312 (2000)
Ryan Stiles: Self
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Quotes
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Narrate", set in the Oval Office]
[to camera]
Colin Mochrie : I'd been looking for the man who raised my taxes. I wanted to meet him face to face so he could see what he had done to me. I found him in the Oval Office; there didn't seem to be much security around, I just walked right in.
[to Ryan]
Colin Mochrie : Yo.
Ryan Stiles : How are ya?
Colin Mochrie : You the president?
Ryan Stiles : Yeah, I'm the president.
Colin Mochrie : I got big problems. Big problems with YOU.
Ryan Stiles : [to camera] I knew he had big problems, but I was used to big problems. And I knew how to keep people with big secrets quiet.
[to Colin]
Ryan Stiles : Cigar?
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Narrate", set in the Oval Office]
[to camera]
Ryan Stiles : I know what you're thinking: Falling in love with another man? He's better looking than most of the women I've slept with.
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Ryan Stiles : [after the first song in "Greatest Hits", done in the style of The Beach Boys] You can HAVE your alternative music, give me The Beach Boys any day.
Colin Mochrie : [chuckles] Well, remember the restraining order.