- Colin Mochrie: [in "Hollywood Director"] I think it was Tennessee Williams who said, "Y'all are crap!"
- [to Wayne]
- Colin Mochrie: You, you'd need a stepladder to get to THEIR level of crap!
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Hollywood Director"] I don't need to take this crap! I won a People's Choice Award! Look...
- Brad Sherwood: [taps Colin's shoulder] I have one.
- Colin Mochrie: I know, EVERYBODY has one! Who DOESN'T have one?
- Drew Carey: Welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?", the show that the Emmys just don't have a category for.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Quick Change", with Colin playing a pregnant woman] Honey.
- Colin Mochrie: Yes.
- Ryan Stiles: I've come to the conclusion, I think we should name it Bill.
- Drew Carey: Change.
- Ryan Stiles: I think we should name it Drew.
- Drew Carey: Change.
- Ryan Stiles: I think we should name it C-3PO.
- Wayne Brady: [in "Duet", singing to Kim the giant sea otter] Hey, Mr. Johnson?
- Brad Sherwood: Yes, Mr. Carbunkle, I think I said your name was?
- Wayne Brady: Yes, you did. Can you tell me what is the best thing about going on a date with a mascot like Kim?
- Brad Sherwood: Well I could tell ya, but we'd get our show cancelled!