Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 410 (2001)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [at the end of the "Howard" song - the song ended up going unexpectedly fast for some reason]  You had a little equipment breakdown, right? What happened to the...?

  Laura Hall : [laughing]  Uh, It's hard to explain. I'm so sorry.

  Drew Carey : That's okay. No, I didn't know the Village People even did polkas. That was really fun.

  Colin Mochrie : I didn't think it was that noticeable.

  Drew Carey : Yeah, it was all "da-na-na-na-na-na-na." Man, it was like a wind-up monkey.

  Greg Proops : [to Wayne in a 50's surfer voice]  Watch out for those tempo changes, man. 'Cause when we go into the second bridge, this sh*t takes off.

  [everyone cracks up] 

• Wayne Brady : [in "Number of Words", the scene being "Star Wars"] 

  [can only use five word sentences] 

  Wayne Brady : [as Lando Calrissian]  Why you walkin' so funny?

  Colin Mochrie : [can only use three word sentences] 

  [as C-3PO] 

  Colin Mochrie : My pants... metal.

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Showstopping Number"] 

  [singing] 

  Colin Mochrie : Hey buster, hire my friend , / Or I'll shove my foot right up your end! / Rurl-rurl-rurl-rurl-rurl-rurl-rurl... /

  [shouting gibberish] 

  Ryan Stiles : Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

  Colin Mochrie : [talking]  What?

  Ryan Stiles : What the hell happened there? Are you okay?

  Colin Mochrie : You know, if you talk like that, it puts 'em off balance...

  Ryan Stiles : You know what?

  Colin Mochrie : What?

  Ryan Stiles : I think it's best if I just leave.

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Statements that will get bleeped by the censor."

  Greg Proops : Really?

  Drew Carey : Yep.

  Wayne Brady : In español, I'm El Grande Ricardo, but you can call me Big

  [Dick] 

  Greg Proops : I'm George W. Bush, and I'm a

  [fuckin'] 

  Greg Proops : idjaminmit.

  Colin Mochrie : Here,

  [pussy] 

  Drew Carey : Al right. "Outtakes from the first hundred episodes of "Whose Line"."

  Colin Mochrie : Here,

  [pussy] 

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Hoedown" about the 100th episode] 

  [singing] 

  Colin Mochrie : A hundred episodes of "Whose Line" where are names being called, / A hundred episodes of them saying that I'm bald. / Does it hurt the friendship, can it stand the test? / Yes it can, 'cause I'm hung the best.

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  Colin says he's hung the best, that I just can't see, / I've known him for a long time, and it cannot be. / He's says he's got a big penis, but that's not a lock, / 'Cause I have to tell you, right now mine's tucked in my sock.