- Drew Carey: [at the end of the "Howard" song - the song ended up going unexpectedly fast for some reason] You had a little equipment breakdown, right? What happened to the...?
- Laura Hall: [laughing] Uh, It's hard to explain. I'm so sorry.
- Drew Carey: That's okay. No, I didn't know the Village People even did polkas. That was really fun.
- Colin Mochrie: I didn't think it was that noticeable.
- Drew Carey: Yeah, it was all "da-na-na-na-na-na-na." Man, it was like a wind-up monkey.
- Greg Proops: [to Wayne in a 50's surfer voice] Watch out for those tempo changes, man. 'Cause when we go into the second bridge, this sh*t takes off.
- [everyone cracks up]
- Drew Carey: I'm pleased to announce that for the hundredth show, we're each gonna get a new car.
- [checks card]
- Drew Carey: Oh wait, I'm sorry, that's just me. Excuse me. I'm the only one getting a new car. Sorry, guys. But hey, happy one hundredth episode to me.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Number of Words", the scene being "Star Wars"]
- [can only use four word sentences]
- Ryan Stiles: Time to die, Vader.
- Greg Proops: [can only use two word sentences] Luke, I'm...
- [covers mouth]
- Ryan Stiles: You're not my father!
- Wayne Brady: [in "Number of Words", the scene being "Star Wars"]
- [can only use five word sentences]
- Wayne Brady: [as Lando Calrissian] Why you walkin' so funny?
- Colin Mochrie: [can only use three word sentences]
- [as C-3PO]
- Colin Mochrie: My pants... metal.
- Drew Carey: [before "Song Styles"]
- [to Colin, who's wearing a sailor's cap]
- Drew Carey: You know what, Colin, you look like a Cracker Jack box with a BAD prize inside.
- [laughs]
- Drew Carey: Of course, when you do one hundred episodes of a show, it only means one thing: That you're not on UPN.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Showstopping Number"]
- [singing]
- Ryan Stiles: Hey, look at me, I like to go to the beach. / Well, it's right there, it's right within reach! / And now my record, my record's marred, / At least I can pronounce the name "Howard".
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Showstopping Number"]
- [singing]
- Colin Mochrie: Hey buster, hire my friend , / Or I'll shove my foot right up your end! / Rurl-rurl-rurl-rurl-rurl-rurl-rurl... /
- [shouting gibberish]
- Ryan Stiles: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Colin Mochrie: [talking] What?
- Ryan Stiles: What the hell happened there? Are you okay?
- Colin Mochrie: You know, if you talk like that, it puts 'em off balance...
- Ryan Stiles: You know what?
- Colin Mochrie: What?
- Ryan Stiles: I think it's best if I just leave.
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Things you can say about the food you eat, but not about your girlfriend."
- Ryan Stiles: Sure, I'll have seconds.
- Wayne Brady: Will you look at the mold on THAT?
- Greg Proops: Mmm, my God, this is juicy!
- Wayne Brady: No one wants those eggs.
- Ryan Stiles: Care for some more, boss?
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Statements that will get bleeped by the censor."
- Greg Proops: Really?
- Drew Carey: Yep.
- Wayne Brady: In español, I'm El Grande Ricardo, but you can call me Big
- [Dick]
- Greg Proops: I'm George W. Bush, and I'm a
- [fuckin']
- Greg Proops: idjaminmit.
- Colin Mochrie: Here,
- [pussy]
- Drew Carey: Al right. "Outtakes from the first hundred episodes of "Whose Line"."
- Colin Mochrie: Here,
- [pussy]
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Hoedown" about the 100th episode]
- [singing]
- Colin Mochrie: A hundred episodes of "Whose Line" where are names being called, / A hundred episodes of them saying that I'm bald. / Does it hurt the friendship, can it stand the test? / Yes it can, 'cause I'm hung the best.
- Ryan Stiles: [singing] Colin says he's hung the best, that I just can't see, / I've known him for a long time, and it cannot be. / He's says he's got a big penis, but that's not a lock, / 'Cause I have to tell you, right now mine's tucked in my sock.
- Greg Proops: [in "Scenes from a Hat", the suggestion is "a brief glimpse into the dreams of Colin Mochrie"] Yeah, you were great, Sharon Stone. No, I'm not gonna call ya.