Ryan Stiles: [in "Party Quirks", Ryan's quirk is "Carol Channing whose head keeps getting stuck to things". Ryan's head is on the floor] Is this shag? It's just gorgeous.
Kathryn Greenwood: Listen, I, there's nothing worse than having a depressed Carol Channing at your party.
Drew Carey - Host: Not quite.
Ryan Stiles: Oh, it's, ooh, my Lord...
[pulls his head off the carpet and runs into the neon light on Drew's desk, breaking it]
Kathryn Greenwood: Are you okay?
Ryan Stiles: [staying in character] I'm fine.
Drew Carey - Host: [leaning over desk] Oh my GOD!
[buzzes]
Ryan Stiles: I'm fine, it's okay.
[Drew falls out of his chair]
Kathryn Greenwood: Carol! Carol!
Ryan Stiles: I'm afraid- you wouldn't happen to have a suture around the house?
[Drew examines his head]
Kathryn Greenwood: I actually do right here...
[mimes getting one]
Ryan Stiles: [to Drew] Stop picking the glass from my head.
Kathryn Greenwood: Carol? It IS Carol?
Ryan Stiles: It USED to be; I can't remember anymore.
Kathryn Greenwood: Uh...
Ryan Stiles: Tell me, am I bleeding?
Drew Carey - Host: No, no you're not bleeding.
Kathryn Greenwood: You're not bleeding.
Ryan Stiles: I can't get off this because my...?
Drew Carey - Host: Because his what keeps sticking to things?
Ryan Stiles: Don't make me run into anything ELSE.
Drew Carey - Host: Carol Channing, who's what keeps...?
Kathryn Greenwood: Who's drunk as a skunk?
Ryan Stiles: No!
Drew Carey - Host: His blank keeps sticking to blank.
Kathryn Greenwood: Your head is velcro?
Drew Carey - Host: [buzzes them out] Close enough.