Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 319 (2000)

Wayne Brady: Self

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Quotes 

• Greg Proops : [in "Survival Show", set at a post office]  You will vote one member off. That member will leave immediately. Do not stop at the box, do not try to park in the blue space out in front. Now it's time to vote.

  [Ryan, Colin, and Wayne mime writing] 

  Greg Proops : Please, let's not use the postal service, it'll take too long. Let's just carry on.

  Wayne Brady : [to camera]  I chose Colin, because he makes me angry...

  [in deep voice] 

  Wayne Brady : and I want to KILL him.

  Colin Mochrie : [to camera]  I chose Wayne. I used a system where I put a number to each letter of his name, I added, multiplied by three, and divided by my month and date of my birthday. Also, I think he wants to kill me.

  Ryan Stiles : [to camera]  I voted for myself. I wanna get the hell out of here.

  Greg Proops : [to camera]  Who's everyone talking to? I'm available to host "The Price is Right".

• Wayne Brady : [in "Scenes from a Hat", the suggestion being "When it's unwise to say 'I don't care' to her"] 

  [miming channel surfing] 

  Wayne Brady : Yeah, I love you too.

  Drew Carey : Scenes from Wayne's real life.

  [audience laughs/oohs] 

  Drew Carey : "People you wish would just shut up."

  Wayne Brady : "People you wish would just shut up."

  [Drew and Wayne high-five each other] 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Pick-up lines of the elderly."

  Colin Mochrie : Wanna break a hip?

  Wayne Brady : Oh. I keep my teeth in a glass.

  [winks; mimes removing dentures] 

  Colin Mochrie : Why don't you touch your toes and grab my breasts?

  Wayne Brady : I bet you and me could go through a whole tube of Bengay!