Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 319 (2000)

Greg Proops: Self

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• Greg Proops : [in "Survival Show", set at a post office]  You will vote one member off. That member will leave immediately. Do not stop at the box, do not try to park in the blue space out in front. Now it's time to vote.

  [Ryan, Colin, and Wayne mime writing] 

  Greg Proops : Please, let's not use the postal service, it'll take too long. Let's just carry on.

  Wayne Brady : [to camera]  I chose Colin, because he makes me angry...

  [in deep voice] 

  Wayne Brady : and I want to KILL him.

  Colin Mochrie : [to camera]  I chose Wayne. I used a system where I put a number to each letter of his name, I added, multiplied by three, and divided by my month and date of my birthday. Also, I think he wants to kill me.

  Ryan Stiles : [to camera]  I voted for myself. I wanna get the hell out of here.

  Greg Proops : [to camera]  Who's everyone talking to? I'm available to host "The Price is Right".

• Greg Proops : [in "Reunion", the theme being drill sergeants]  I can't remember, where are you from?

  Colin Mochrie : I'm from Oklahoma!

  Greg Proops : Where are you from?

  Colin Mochrie : Oklahoma!

  Greg Proops : [shouting]  Only two things come from Oklahoma! Steers, and other steers that like them!

  [the two share a laugh]