Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 306 (2000)

Brad Sherwood: Self

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Quotes 

• Brad Sherwood : Bachelor number one...

  [Wayne cackles] 

  Brad Sherwood : Write me a poem, now. Now!

  Wayne Brady : [as the Wicked Witch of the West]  Little dater, Come from the west / I'm your opponent, and I'll be the best. / If you don't give me what I want, you'll be singin' the blues. / I'll... beat your ass and take your red shoes!

  [cackles] 

• Brad Sherwood : [in "Song Styles", singing to Kim the lightbulb saleswoman]  You are so effervescent, / Your lightbulb is flourescent, / And I am out of rhymes!

• Brad Sherwood : [in "Scenes Cut from a Movie", a deleted scene from "Braveheart"]  All right, men, we're goin' into battle tomorrow.

  Ryan Stiles : Aye! Aye, aye.

  Brad Sherwood : Before we do, I think we should all take a shower.

  Wayne Brady : That'd be great.

  Brad Sherwood : We'll set up some shower faucets right here on the battlefield. Who wants to be first?

  Colin Mochrie : Uh... uh... I don't want my freedom.

  [Drew buzzes them out] 

  Drew Carey : A thousand points to Colin for sounding like the woman from, uh, "Chicken Run"...

  [laughs] 

  Drew Carey : instead of from "Braveheart". Do that again, that was pretty funny.

  Colin Mochrie : [feminine voice]  I don't want my freedom.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Irish Drinking Song", about sleeping with an ugly woman] 

  [singing] 

  Ryan Stiles : Then the day would come again,

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  That I'd meet her,

  Brad Sherwood : [singing]  I was so scared,

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  It looked like someone had beat her.

  [shakes head and covers face in embarrassment] 

• Drew Carey : [in "Let's Make a Date"]  I don't know how you're gonna do it. Guess who they are.

  Brad Sherwood : All right, let's see. Wayne was either the Wicked Witch of the West, or Barbara Bush.

  Drew Carey : Wicked Witch of the West, commie. Yes.

• Drew Carey : [after "Let's Make a Date"]  Why do we even make you guess at the end of that game?

  Brad Sherwood : I don't know.

  Drew Carey : It's like there's something at stake.

  [laughs] 

• Brad Sherwood : [in "Scenes Cut from a Movie", a deleted scene from "Forrest Gump"] 

  [as Forrest Gump] 

  Brad Sherwood : Life is kinda like a bag with a bunch of bugs in it... ya open it, and it all just spreads out all over the floor.