Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 313 (2000)
Robin Williams: Self
Photos
Quotes
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[playing "Scenes from a Hat"]
Drew Carey - Host : "If entertainers worked funerals."
Wayne Brady : Please gather around the body. FOOM! It's not there anymore! Huh? Thank you!
[laughter]
Robin Williams : Is this the loved one? All right, start the truck, Johnny!
[laughter]
Robin Williams : WOW, LOOK AT HIM MOVE! Isn't that incredible, ladies and gentlemen? With just six volts, you can make your relatives dance again!
[laughter; Ryan steps out and pantomimes sticking his head into the corpse's mouth, a la a lion tamer, to raucous laughter]
Colin Mochrie : [pantomimes folding a balloon animal] A dog.
[more raucous laughter]
Ryan Stiles : [picking the corpse up like a ventriloquist dummy] Well, Harry and I would like to thank you all for coming by, wouldn't we, Harry? "Oh, yeah."
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Drew Carey - Host : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Things you don't expect to hear when you put your ear to a seashell."
Ryan Stiles : [as Carol Channing] I'm Spartacus!
Wayne Brady : PUT ME DOWN!
Robin Williams : Who's your daddy?
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Robin Williams : [peeking into the "Scenes from a Hat" hat] What's the dead rabbit for?
Drew Carey - Host : My old career.
[laughs]
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Hollywood Director"] Let's try to concentrate and work hard!
Robin Williams : Oh fine, "work hard, work hard".
Colin Mochrie : All right, you know what...
Robin Williams : Last night you didn't say that.
Colin Mochrie : Sssh!
[to Ryan]
Colin Mochrie : He's very special, he needs work.
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Robin Williams : [in "Hollywood Director", the current style is hillbillies] Damn, I cut myself. Well, we'll use it as the sauce.
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Robin Williams : [in "Hollywood Director"] Can I take a moment?
Colin Mochrie : Take it.
Robin Williams : Done.
Colin Mochrie : That's why I love working with you!
Wayne Brady : What about me?
Colin Mochrie : Shut up!
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Robin Williams : [in "Props", using the props as cheerleader pom-poms] Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, ruck 'em, / Get that ball and really FIGHT!