Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 503 (2001)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Brad Sherwood : [in "Questionable Impressions", set in an emergency room] 

  [impersonating Mr. Mooney from "The Lucy Show"] 

  Brad Sherwood : Will you hand me a scalpel, Mrs. Carmichael?

  Wayne Brady : [impersonating Scooby Doo]  Ruh-oh, I have to use the bathroom.

  Drew Carey : [buzzes him out]  Questions.

  Wayne Brady : Ruh-oh, I HAVE to use the bathroom?

  [walks off stage] 

  Ryan Stiles : [enters, impersonating Mr. Ed]  Has my wife delivered her colt yet, doctor?

  Brad Sherwood : [impersonating Yogi Bear]  Ey, Boo Boo, when do you think she's gonna be due?

  Ryan Stiles : Well, aren't you the doctor?

  Brad Sherwood : I'm smarter than the average- uh oh...

  [walks off to buzzer] 

• Drew Carey : [before "Sound Effects", to the audience members he got from the studio audience]  Julie, you're gonna do the sound effects for, uh, Ryan, and Karen, you're gonna do sound effects for, you're gonna do sound effects for Colin. Uh, Colin's the bald one. Uh...

  Ryan Stiles : [looks at watch]  And, mark.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Sound Effects", as one of the Charlie's Angels]  Quick, shoot something out of your pants that'll go over the wall that we can climb up.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Foreign Film Dub", translating Drew Carey's mock French]  You know so much, where do you get your information from?

  Colin Mochrie : [translating Sid Caesar's mock French]  A lot of my information I get from the newspaper, made by the Garlic Press.