Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 324 (2001)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Weird Newscasters", his quirk is "rapidly descending the evolutionary scale"]  As you can see, we've got rain comin' in for the, uh, for the, uh, for the weekend, and the clouds will be going away, they'll all be...

  [mimes starting a fire with sticks, then making ape noises, then slowly sitting on the stage step and buzzing] 

  Ryan Stiles : You each get a thousand points, let's go onto "Party Quirks".

  [...] 

  Ryan Stiles : [after the game, Drew is seen pretending to talk on the phone at his desk]  All right, I'll just leave now.

  Drew Carey : [interrupting]  That was, uh, that was Ringling Brothers, they want their shoes back.

  Ryan Stiles : Oh, all right.

  Drew Carey : Emmett can't go on without his shoes. All right, just to be a big man, thousand points a piece.

  Ryan Stiles : Yes.

  Drew Carey : I can take it, doesn't bother me. Tall, big-nosed freak, ya. Let's go onto a game called...

  [chuckling] 

  Drew Carey : "Narrate". This is for Colin and the freak.

  Ryan Stiles : Oh man...

  Drew Carey : Colin and the tall freak. What we need from the audience is an unlikely place for a film noir scene.

  [audience member shouts suggestions; one shouts "Bike shop"] 

  Drew Carey : Bike shop. Bike shop. So you're at a bike shop. Not the best suggestion, but for the freak? He can make anything funny, right, freak?

  [laughs] 

  Drew Carey : I'm gonna kill...

  Ryan Stiles : You just have to forget now.

  Drew Carey : Got to forget, okay. So Colin and the freak, you're gonna act out a film noir scene... set in a bike shop.

• Drew Carey : [after "Narrate"]  A thousand points, everybody. Ten thousand points to Ryan, I'm sorry I called you a freak.

  [Ryan makes monkey noises] 

  Drew Carey : You're not a freak, you're my friend. I shouldn't have called you a freak on national TV.

  [audience awws] 

  Ryan Stiles : And?

  Drew Carey : I love you.

  Ryan Stiles : All right, good enough.

  Wayne Brady : "A very special "Whose Line is it Anyway?"."

• Drew Carey : We get a lot of people asking us, "How can I be one of the cast members on "Whose Line is it Anyway?"?" Here's what you do. Take a naked polaroid of yourself, send it to "I want to be on Whose Line," care of "Whose Line"."

  Chip Esten : That's how I got on.

• Drew Carey : Welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway?", the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are worthless, just like Shaquille O'Neal at the free throw line.

  [audience oohs] 

  Ryan Stiles : It's true.

  Drew Carey : Just kiddin' if I ever run into you, buddy. Ha ha.