- Drew Carey: [after "Party Quirks" where Colin's quirk was "suspects that people are not the sex they claim to be and is trying to find out for sure"] So, a thousand points to everybody but Colin, 'cause y'know, I was sittin' right here the whole time, waitin' for ya to come over.
- Colin Mochrie: Oh, there's no doubt about YOU, my friend.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Showstopping Number"]
- [singing]
- Ryan Stiles: My friend, you're fired. / Working with you, oh boy, I'm tired! / Stealin' stamps, that's kinda heinous. / I can't think straight since you grabbed my penis!
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Weird Newscasters"] Welcome to the 6 o'clock news, I'm your anchor Pierre 'Cause My Bladder's Empty.
- [audience laughs]
- Colin Mochrie: Our top story tonight: NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.
- Drew Carey: Hey, welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?", and uh, thanks for watching tonight, everybody, by the way, uh, 'cause let's face it, you could be reading to your kids, but...
- [audience laughs]
- Drew Carey: so, thanks for joining us for some laughs.
- Drew Carey: [in "World's Worst" person to share a lifeboat with] I did not have sex with that woman, just like I'm not gonna have sex with you.