Whoopi Goldberg: [Questions Only - Last night on a single's cruise] Can't you leave me alone?
Wayne Brady: Is that the color purple?
Whoopi Goldberg: Are you Helen Keller?
Wayne Brady: Don't you want some of this?
[starts dancing]
Whoopi Goldberg: Didn't I have that and throw it out?
Whoopi Goldberg: [Wayne starts laughing] Wasn't it just a bit on the wee side?
[Wayne walks off stage]
Colin Mochrie: Do you want some of this?
[dances weird]
Whoopi Goldberg: Are you crazy?
Colin Mochrie: Did you know there's only two hours left?
Whoopi Goldberg: Would I care if I knew?
Colin Mochrie: Can't you make me a man?
Whoopi Goldberg: Don't you think it's too late?
[Audience starts laughing hysterically]
Colin Mochrie: Don't you want to feel the pleasure that only one other woman has felt?
Whoopi Goldberg: Is that the one who died?
Colin Mochrie: Who's to know? 84 orgasms could kill you!
Whoopi Goldberg: Are you telling me that you've had 84 orgasms and this is what I have to look forward to?
Colin Mochrie: Don't you know it's not the package?
Whoopi Goldberg: Has someone lied to you?
Colin Mochrie: What are you saying?
Whoopi Goldberg: Don't you think if I could, I would with you?
Colin Mochrie: Why are you fighting this?
Whoopi Goldberg: Do you think I'm fighting?
Colin Mochrie: Don't you know I can read your eyes?
[leans in close to Whoopi]
Colin Mochrie: [kisses Colin quickly, walks off stage after buzzer]
Ryan Stiles: How's it feel to kiss a woman for a change?