Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 504 (2002)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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• Greg Proops : [after Let's Make a Date", Greg is guessing who Ryan was, which was "Secretly setting up an erotic 24-hour webcam on stage and is surreptitiously trying to include the others in his broadcast"]  What I think Ryan is is, uh, uh, a person who's obsessed with videotaping all the time. He's, he's, uh, uh, a surveillance camera kind of...

  Drew Carey : What kind of places do you go to see twenty-four cameras in action?

  Greg Proops : Do I go?

  [audience laughs] 

  Greg Proops : There's a little place in Tijuana...

  Drew Carey : No.

  Greg Proops : ...It's, it's called "The Hot Pepper".

  Drew Carey : A place with what, plus what one...

  Greg Proops : Ask for Rico.

  Drew Carey : A place...

  Greg Proops : Oh, I see what you're saying.

  [Drew mimes typing to help him out] 

  Greg Proops : Oh, oh, a piano bar?

• Drew Carey : [after "Let's Make a Date"]  I'm gonna give a thousand dollars to- or a thousand POINTS, rather...

  Ryan Stiles : [whiny]  Ohhh, you said DOLLARS!

  Drew Carey : Nope. I'm gonna give a thousand points to Wayne that time, because... I like big butts and I cannot lie!

  [referencing Wayne's quirk: "Stage hypnotist who uses his butt to hypnotize people"] 

  Wayne Brady : Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

  Greg Proops : Brady's got back!

  Drew Carey : Yeah.

  Wayne Brady : I don't know what y'all talkin' about.

  [waves his butt in the air to audience cheers] 

  Ryan Stiles : Hey Wayne, can I borrow that butt for the weekend?

  Wayne Brady : Sorry, my brother, you gots to get your own.

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Ending a long term relationship in song."

  Wayne Brady : [sighs] 

  [singing] 

  Wayne Brady : Baby baby, you gots to go, you gots to go. Why why why? Because you's a ho. Bye-bye! Bye-bye! Bye-bye!

  Greg Proops : [singing]  Oh, I'm one lucky little mister. / I don't need you, I'm dating your sister.

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  You are dead to me. Nothing but scum. / When I look in your eyes, I get inflammation of the bum. / You make me feel putrid,

  [Ryan pulls him off-stage] 

  Colin Mochrie : I hate the way you...