Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 504 (2002)

Wayne Brady: Self

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [after "Let's Make a Date"]  I'm gonna give a thousand dollars to- or a thousand POINTS, rather...

  Ryan Stiles : [whiny]  Ohhh, you said DOLLARS!

  Drew Carey : Nope. I'm gonna give a thousand points to Wayne that time, because... I like big butts and I cannot lie!

  [referencing Wayne's quirk: "Stage hypnotist who uses his butt to hypnotize people"] 

  Wayne Brady : Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

  Greg Proops : Brady's got back!

  Drew Carey : Yeah.

  Wayne Brady : I don't know what y'all talkin' about.

  [waves his butt in the air to audience cheers] 

  Ryan Stiles : Hey Wayne, can I borrow that butt for the weekend?

  Wayne Brady : Sorry, my brother, you gots to get your own.

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Ending a long term relationship in song."

  Wayne Brady : [sighs] 

  [singing] 

  Wayne Brady : Baby baby, you gots to go, you gots to go. Why why why? Because you's a ho. Bye-bye! Bye-bye! Bye-bye!

  Greg Proops : [singing]  Oh, I'm one lucky little mister. / I don't need you, I'm dating your sister.

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  You are dead to me. Nothing but scum. / When I look in your eyes, I get inflammation of the bum. / You make me feel putrid,

  [Ryan pulls him off-stage] 

  Colin Mochrie : I hate the way you...