- Greg Proops: [after Let's Make a Date", Greg is guessing who Ryan was, which was "Secretly setting up an erotic 24-hour webcam on stage and is surreptitiously trying to include the others in his broadcast"] What I think Ryan is is, uh, uh, a person who's obsessed with videotaping all the time. He's, he's, uh, uh, a surveillance camera kind of...
- Drew Carey: What kind of places do you go to see twenty-four cameras in action?
- Greg Proops: Do I go?
- [audience laughs]
- Greg Proops: There's a little place in Tijuana...
- Drew Carey: No.
- Greg Proops: ...It's, it's called "The Hot Pepper".
- Drew Carey: A place with what, plus what one...
- Greg Proops: Ask for Rico.
- Drew Carey: A place...
- Greg Proops: Oh, I see what you're saying.
- [Drew mimes typing to help him out]
- Greg Proops: Oh, oh, a piano bar?
- Drew Carey: [after "Let's Make a Date"] I'm gonna give a thousand dollars to- or a thousand POINTS, rather...
- Ryan Stiles: [whiny] Ohhh, you said DOLLARS!
- Drew Carey: Nope. I'm gonna give a thousand points to Wayne that time, because... I like big butts and I cannot lie!
- [referencing Wayne's quirk: "Stage hypnotist who uses his butt to hypnotize people"]
- Wayne Brady: Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
- Greg Proops: Brady's got back!
- Drew Carey: Yeah.
- Wayne Brady: I don't know what y'all talkin' about.
- [waves his butt in the air to audience cheers]
- Ryan Stiles: Hey Wayne, can I borrow that butt for the weekend?
- Wayne Brady: Sorry, my brother, you gots to get your own.
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Ending a long term relationship in song."
- Wayne Brady: [sighs]
- [singing]
- Wayne Brady: Baby baby, you gots to go, you gots to go. Why why why? Because you's a ho. Bye-bye! Bye-bye! Bye-bye!
- Greg Proops: [singing] Oh, I'm one lucky little mister. / I don't need you, I'm dating your sister.
- Colin Mochrie: [singing] You are dead to me. Nothing but scum. / When I look in your eyes, I get inflammation of the bum. / You make me feel putrid,
- [Ryan pulls him off-stage]
- Colin Mochrie: I hate the way you...
- Colin Mochrie: [in "World's Worst", about psychiatrists] Penis envy? Look at THIS.
- [mimes unzipping his pants]