Wayne Brady: [in "Bartender", Wayne's in love with Chip the bartender]
[Wayne comes on-stage and mimes locking the door and looking lovingly at Chip]
Wayne Brady: Hi, Chip.
Chip Esten: I think I need the drink.
[mimes drinking]
Wayne Brady: [singing] Every day, I walk by, of your place of work, / and I see your broad physique and your hair, and it makes my heart hurt. / In my head, if I could bite you, I'd take a little nip, / Because I'm the chocolate and you're the chip.
Chip Esten: [singing] Oh Wayne, I think you're sweet. I really feel ya.
Wayne Brady: Do ya? Do ya?
Chip Esten: [singing] I can tell right now that you've got Chip-o-philia. / But there's one thing that I'm saying to you, boy: / Right now, Wayne, chip's ahoy!
[runs off stage]