Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 406 (2002)

Drew Carey: Self

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Quotes 

• [after the "Awards Show" game] 

  Drew Carey : [to Wayne]  Are you serious? Are you serious? Yes. No, I read your lips. Are you serious?

  [to audience, after they calm down] 

  Drew Carey : Wayne just said to Brad, "I would have done it with you, but I have a G-string on."

  [laughter] 

  Wayne Brady : Yes, I do.

  [audience reactions] 

  Wayne Brady : Hey, it gives me support! What's up?

  Ryan Stiles : It's not like it's a leopard G-string, is it?

  [Wayne shakes his head "no"] 

  Drew Carey : I thought you were joking around.

  Wayne Brady : No, I really do.

  Brad Sherwood : [acting street tough]  It's a *G-string*!

  Wayne Brady : Right! When I'm hangin' with my homies.

  [laughter] 

  Wayne Brady : Look, wait.

  [Wayne reaches into his slacks and pulls out one of the strings; whoops and hollers from the audience] 

  Drew Carey : Holy crap, he *is* wearing a G-string.

• [after "Party Quirks" ends] 

  Drew Carey : That was the South American version of the Jerry Springer Show.

  Wayne Brady : [confused]  Yeah.

  Drew Carey : I kept waiting for the South American version to pop in there.

  Wayne Brady : Was that what it said?

  Drew Carey : Yeah.

  Wayne Brady : No, it didn't.

  Drew Carey : On your... on mine, it did.

  Wayne Brady : [picking up his envelope]  Well, now that the game is over... mine said "'I've got a secret' episode of the..."

  [without missing a beat] 

  Wayne Brady : Oh, crap.

  [laughter] 

  Ryan Stiles : Someone's thong is too tight.

  [more laughter] 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Things found written in hillbilly fortune cookies."

  Wayne Brady : [mimes cracking a fortune cookie open]  ... Hell, I can't read.

  Ryan Stiles : "You just ate what could've been your lover."

  [audience both laughs and oohs; Ryan bows] 

  Brad Sherwood : "Hope you enjoyed the chop suuuuuuuuuu-ey!"

  Colin Mochrie : "Howdy."

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Hit numbers from a musical about breasts."

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  I got a dime for two nipples, and...

  Wayne Brady : [singing, to the tune of "The Way We Were"]  Mammaries...

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  I like to stick my head in, go

  [shakes head and blubbers] 

  Colin Mochrie : / I like to stick it...

  [shakes head and blubbers] 

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  Ohhhhhh, damn that some big titty!

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  Come in Tokyo, come in Tokyo...

  [mimes twisting knobs with his fingers] 

  Wayne Brady : The newest number in "Stomp":

  [stomps, claps, and plays drums with his hands. Then mimes slapping and getting slapped. He leaves the stage and returns with another joke] 

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  "You make me feel so young..."

  [mimes breast feeding, then biting on the nipple] 

  Brad Sherwood : [singing]  Strike up the old Victrola, I'm showin' my areola!