Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 314 (2004)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Film, TV & Theater Styles", the current style is Shakespeare]  If my clothes are so tight that I could not speak, it would be a thong.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of the hit man]  Here's a little puzzle for you.

  Colin Mochrie : All right, Ryan.

  Ryan Stiles : If you were to sit in a chair and put a goat to sleep, what would you call that?

  Colin Mochrie : A grilled cheese.

  Ryan Stiles : No, Col, the answer is "rockabilly".

  [audience laughs/groans] 

  Ryan Stiles : Or maybe it IS "grilled cheese". I just love rockabilly so much, I don't even care if the bad jokes are there.

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of the hit man]  Salsa is fine, but I have many eclectic tastes.

  Ryan Stiles : That's a big word for a Canadian.

  [audience laughs/cheers] 

  Colin Mochrie : If you want, next time, I'll say it slower.