Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 7014 (2005)
Wayne Brady: Self
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Quotes
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Number of Words", in a scene from "The Mummy"]
[can only say five word sentences]
Ryan Stiles : Sorry I'm late. Really late.
Wayne Brady : [can only say three word sentences] Who are you?
Ryan Stiles : I... am the man known...
Colin Mochrie : [can only say two word sentences] ... As what?
Ryan Stiles : ...As Felipe Roger Phillip... III.
Wayne Brady : Say that again.
Ryan Stiles : Ha! You'd like that... huh?
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Drew Carey : [before "Infomercial"]
[to audience]
Drew Carey : What I need for you guys, uh, is a suggestion of a bad habit that could be cured by a miracle product.
[audience shouts suggestion]
Drew Carey : Okay, snoring. Thank you. Good for you.
[one audience member shouts, "Listening to Britney Spears!"]
Drew Carey : [chuckles] "Listening to Britney Spears."
Ryan Stiles : Same thing.
Drew Carey : [laughs; audience cheers] Britney, if you're out there with your fine ass, I love you.
Ryan Stiles : Ooh.
[sarcastic]
Ryan Stiles : Smooth tongue.
Drew Carey : That's right. Uh, I will not make fun of Britney Spears, while I think I have a chance. Uh...
[chuckles]
Drew Carey : I have a dream! That I will climb the mountaintops!
Wayne Brady : [incredulously, in the background] Oh my God!
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Ads where the product and the style don't match."
Wayne Brady : Rah! S- rock on into the morning with Little Old Lady Tea Cubes, by Kickassor!
Ryan Stiles : [quietly, timidly] Ever, uh... ever dream of owning a Harley Davidson?
Wayne Brady : [humming and snapping] Capitol punishment...
Jeff Davis : Say "mazel tov" to bacon!
Colin Mochrie : This town ain't big enough for the two of us, Tex. You look a little scared. Try these adult diapers.