- Colin Mochrie: [in "Sound Effects"]
- [as Lois Lane]
- Colin Mochrie: Oh my goodness, look! Luthor's built a giant robot!
- Ryan Stiles: [no sound effects from the two audience members]
- [as Superman]
- Ryan Stiles: Sssh, I think it's sleeping.
- Colin Mochrie: Say, you don't think it's activated by this button?
- [mimes pressing it]
- Ryan Stiles: Don't touch that!
- Colin Mochrie: [no sound effects from the two audience members] No, I guess not.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Showstopping Number", set at a bank]
- [singing]
- Ryan Stiles: This is... no life for me. / It's not my job, not a job I can see. / I get forgotten, there's no denyin', / In case you forget, my name is RYAN!
- [a reference to one of the audience members in "Sound Effects" not knowing which one Ryan was]