- Ryan Stiles: [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of pregnancy] It's the most exciting time of my life.
- Colin Mochrie: Could it be more exciting than this twenty-five CD set that we're selling, all songs based on pregnancy and the incredible pain women go through?
- Ryan Stiles: Wow, that makes the birth of my child look second rate!
- Colin Mochrie: Yeah.
- Ryan Stiles: You know, Col, there are so many hits on this, uh, this CD set, did you say?
- Colin Mochrie: What the hell, if it was meat, it'd be hard to fit in the machine.
- [audience laughs]
- Ryan Stiles: Wow. That goes so well with the pregnancy thing.
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of pregnancy] Anyway, one of my favorite British bands is on this album, doing one of the best pregnancy songs I've ever known.
- Ryan Stiles: Who?
- Colin Mochrie: The Clash.
- Ryan Stiles: Oh!
- Colin Mochrie: And boy, once you've heard this song, you'll be goin' out and gettin' someone pregnant right away!
- [to Ryan]
- Colin Mochrie: Well, not YOU.