Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 7008 (2005)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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• Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of the lunch lady]  Hi, we'll be right back in our documentary of how a species goes extinct, in "The Making of Ryan's Shoes", in just a second.

  [Ryan pretends his stomach is growling] 

  Colin Mochrie : Hey Ryan, what's wrong?

  Ryan Stiles : Well that's my stomach, Colin! Boy, am I hungry.

  Colin Mochrie : Boy, that's music to my ears.

  Ryan Stiles : You know, I wish- wish life was like school. Remember? You could just walk by with a tray, and that lunch lady would fill it up with food.

  Colin Mochrie : Oh, that's right.

  Ryan Stiles : [pause]  Thanks for the help. You know...

  [Drew laughs] 

  Ryan Stiles : The lunch lady is not thought of very often. That's why we've compiled two songs on two CDs. Actually, it's more songs...

  Colin Mochrie : More songs than two.

  Ryan Stiles : It's six. Eight. Who knows how many? It's a surprise CD.

  Colin Mochrie : You know, there's many artists on this, uh... AALLLLLLLL-BUUUUMMM!... Just had a high school flashback.

  Ryan Stiles : [laughing]  What?

  Colin Mochrie : THAT'S where I put that library book!

  [pause] 

  Colin Mochrie : Anyway...

  Ryan Stiles : You're a bit "Dazed and Confused".

  Colin Mochrie : I AM a bit "Dazed and Confused"!

  Ryan Stiles : You know, Colin, the U.S. of A has so many different types of music, and sometimes, it goes by areas. Uh, been down south lately?

  Colin Mochrie : No. Have YOU?

  [Ryan does a double take] 

  Colin Mochrie : Oh, am I sorry, am I not supposed to engage you in conversation? Yes, I have been down south.

  Ryan Stiles : If you're gonna get testy with me, I'm not gonna sell this anymore.

  Colin Mochrie : We'll talk about this back home!

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of the lunch lady]  You know...

  [coughs] 

  Colin Mochrie : [Ryan starts laughing]  You know, you should always, here's a tip for any announcers at home: Swallow before you speak.

  Ryan Stiles : Are you all right?

  Colin Mochrie : I'm absolutely fine, thanks.

  Ryan Stiles : People aren't gonna buy the CDs if you keep doing THAT.

  Colin Mochrie : SURE they will! Do you know why? 'Cause I was doing a punk thing there!

  Ryan Stiles : What?

  Colin Mochrie : Oh, I was, I belonged to a punk group in Canada!

  Ryan Stiles : [coughs]  Ah!

  Colin Mochrie : Yeah, we were called the... Naughty Boys. 'Cause we were polite, we didn't want to get really nasty.

  Ryan Stiles : I didn't know what you were doing. I thought you were just choking.

  Colin Mochrie : No, I was doing a punk thing.

  [coughs] 

  Colin Mochrie : And WHY was I doing a punk thing?

  Ryan Stiles : I guess 'cause you're gonna give us a new title of a new song.

  Colin Mochrie : [growling]  A great punk song... that was a-about lunch ladies! You wanna hear what the title of it is?

  Ryan Stiles : Why are you doing an old sea captain now? Just give 'em the title of the song!

  [imitates Popeye's laugh and then makes a parrot squawk]