- Drew Carey: [after "Whose Line", where Ryan played King Louis XVI and whose accent kept slipping] It was a great accent, a thousand points.
- Ryan Stiles: I don't even feel like you mean it anymore.
- Drew Carey: Well you kinda slipped between Italian, Colombian, I didn't know what the hell you were doing.
- Ryan Stiles: I wanna give the people their money's worth.
- Drew Carey: [in gruff voice] "Hey, more accents than you paid for, whaddya say!"
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Slogans on T-shirts worn by George W. Bush."
- Chip Esten: "I won, get over it."
- Drew Carey: There ya go, baby. There ya go.
- Wayne Brady: "I'm an honor student at Johnson Middle School."
- Colin Mochrie: "More than a euphemism for pubic hair."
- Chip Esten: "The "W" stands for honesty."
- Colin Mochrie: "Fifty-nine states and counting."