- Drew Carey: Welcome to a very special Christmas episode of "Whose Line is it Anyway?". That's right. As you can tell by our extensive decorations, it's our Christmas episode.
- [Brad and Wayne look around, puzzled]
- Drew Carey: Yep. That's how our Christmas special goes. You know, a lot of Christmas specials have, like, you know, fake snow, carols, warm-hearted stuff, not us. We just throw the word "Christmas" into stuff, and that's our Christmas special.
- [laughs]
- Drew Carey: It's our special Christmas episode, by the way. I know you don't see any Christmas decorations around here. That's because we took the money that ABC gave us for Christmas decorations and we drank it.
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Celebrities who shouldn't release rap records."
- [Colin comes on stage without saying anything; the audience cheers as he leaves the stage]
- Drew Carey: I said "CELEBRITIES".
- [audience oohs]
- Colin Mochrie: I'm sorry, I thought you said "studs".
- Brad Sherwood: [rapping] Well, I'm Newt Gingrich, and I'm here to say...
- Ryan Stiles: [rapping, impersonating Jimmy Stewart] Well, now-now-now, you see, I'm, I-I-I, I'm a, uh, uh, uh... nah-nah-nah...
- Wayne Brady: [rapping] Well, Richard Simmons said "Lose some weight", lookit, "Lose some weight", everybody in the house, just lose some weight, just STOP... and do it again!
- Brad Sherwood: [rapping robotically] I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm here to say...
- [audience oohs]
- Brad Sherwood: He SHOULDN'T put out a rap record!
- Colin Mochrie: [impersonating Snagglepuss] Things are funky in the hood, even!
- [miming scratching a record]
- Wayne Brady: [confused by Colin's miming] What the- what's that?
- Brad Sherwood: Are ya scratching, Snagglepuss?
- Colin Mochrie: Yeah!
- [Drew buzzes]
- Colin Mochrie: He SHOULDN'T... do it!