Terry Funk: Prometheus Jones

Quotes 

• [upon returning from a late night buggy ride with Melissa] 

  Prometheus Jones : Will you get a look at Mr. Bannister Sparks!

  Bannister Sparks : This is the most glorious morning of the most perfect day of my life! Diamonds in the grass instead of dewdrops! Small quartets of meadowlarks in the trees!

  Brodie Hollister : [to the rest of the Chamber of Commerce]  That's not normal.

  Varges De La Cosa : No, but it fits him well.

• [to Parks Ritchie who is trying to provoke Bannister into a gunfight] 

  Prometheus Jones : I'm going to count to one. If you're still within reaching distance, I'm going to pull you in half. Then I'm going to count to two. If you're still here...

  [Parks flees]