Wildside (TV Series)
Until the Fat Lady Sings (1985)
Kurt Fuller: Elliot Thogmorton
Quotes
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[examining the "corpse" on her slab]
Alice Freeze : Well, if that doesn't take the milk from the kitty cat!
Brodie Hollister : What's wrong?
Alice Freeze : I opened a bottle of my best formaldehyde - not that cheap stuff from Amarillo, but the real pure stuff all the way from Italy
Brodie Hollister : What are you sayin', Alice?
Alice Freeze : When you open a bottle and break the seal, you might as well throw it out. You can't very well embalm a live person.
Brodie Hollister , Bannister Sparks : Alive!
Elliot Thogmorton : [sticking his head in the window] Alive!
Alice Freeze : Yeah. Look for yourself.
Bannister Sparks : Prometheus! Bring some water. Hurry!
Brodie Hollister : You sure he's not dead, Alice?
Alice Freeze : If it's one thing I know, it's dead people.
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[referring to the man laid out on Alice's slab]
Bannister Sparks : Give him some water. He's alive.
Elliot Thogmorton : That's right, monkeykeeper. Don't just stand there - give him some water!
[Prometheus hurls the bucket of water into Elliot's face]
Prometheus Jones : Missed.