Wildside (TV Series)
Until the Fat Lady Sings (1985)
Robin Hoff: Alice Freeze
Quotes
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[surveying a corpse]
Alice Freeze : I've never done a policeman before. Isn't he a lovely sight. He's so... policeman-like.
Varges De La Cosa : I don't see the attraction. He has skin like eggshells.
Alice Freeze : Oh, I never meant to imply he could hold a candle to you. When you're dead, you'll be much more attractive.
Varges De La Cosa : ...Thank you.
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[examining the "corpse" on her slab]
Alice Freeze : Well, if that doesn't take the milk from the kitty cat!
Brodie Hollister : What's wrong?
Alice Freeze : I opened a bottle of my best formaldehyde - not that cheap stuff from Amarillo, but the real pure stuff all the way from Italy
Brodie Hollister : What are you sayin', Alice?
Alice Freeze : When you open a bottle and break the seal, you might as well throw it out. You can't very well embalm a live person.
Brodie Hollister , Bannister Sparks : Alive!
Elliot Thogmorton : [sticking his head in the window] Alive!
Alice Freeze : Yeah. Look for yourself.
Bannister Sparks : Prometheus! Bring some water. Hurry!
Brodie Hollister : You sure he's not dead, Alice?
Alice Freeze : If it's one thing I know, it's dead people.