Will & Grace (TV Series)

Secrets and Lays (1999)

Megan Mullally: Karen Walker

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Quotes 

• Grace Adler : Your cook's name is "Cook"?

  Karen Walker : No Grace he has a name! I just don't remember it. No wait a minute, it'll come to me, it'll come to me. "Where are my damn eggs... Paul!" Paul. Oh god, Paul is dead? Now who the hell is going to cook for us?!

  Will Truman : I guess this concludes the mourning period.

• Karen Walker : Stan had to take his kids to Scarsdale to see their real mother. What was her name? Wait a minute it'll come to me... "Stan, take the kids to see that bitch... Cathy!" Cathy.

• Grace Adler : You look good.

  Campbell : You look really good.

  Grace Adler : I can't believe you're here.

  Karen Walker : [To Grace]  Honey, Campbell brought the wood in... Looks like he'll be leaving with it too.

• Karen Walker : Hey I have feelilngs too you know.....

  [Jack and Karen both break out laughing] 

  Karen Walker : Dammit, I was trying to keep a straight face.

• Jack McFarland : You know, no one took me on vacation when I broke up with... what's his face, uh... bleached hair, tattoo, goatee, who am I talking about?

  Karen Walker : God, I don't know honey. You just described a needle in a gaystack.

• Karen Walker : Grace, it's 11:30, Campbell gets off work in half an hour. Don't you wanna find out if he's "mm, mm, good?"

• Jack : There's a gay bar approximately 5.38 miles north of here.

  Karen : Gaydar?

  Jack : Cop at the toll booth.

• Jack : No one took me on vacation when I broke up with... er... what's his face, bleached hair, tattoo, goatee, who am I talking about here?

  Karen : God, I don't know honey. You just described a needle in a gaystack.