- Bobbi Adler: We think you should marry Will.
- Grace Adler: Yeah, this would be us three months in. Hi honey, how was your day?
- Will Truman: Fine.
- Grace Adler: I'm having an affair.
- Will Truman: Me too.
- Grace Adler: His name is Donald.
- Will Truman: Me too!
- Jack McFarland: I want the world to know the truth about C-3PO!
- Will Truman: Jack, C-3PO is not gay, he's British.
- Bobbi Adler: [Bobbi waltzes into the apartmant puts her foot up on the couch] Look, no panty line because: no panties!
- Will Truman: He thinks every robot is gay.
- Jack McFarland: Hello? Lost in Space!
- [Impersonating robot]
- Jack McFarland: "Danger, danger Will Robinson." Big space queen!
- Bobbi Adler: [Whispering] Honey, have you found yourself in a family way?
- Karen Walker: Oh, no no no no. But I think I might be pregnant.
- Grace Adler: [Walks into the apartment] Hi, sorry I'm late.
- Karen Walker: Yeah, join the club.