- Popcorn Vendor: Popcorn?
- Will Truman: Yes popcorn. I've been calling you for like an hour!
- Popcorn Vendor: Oh so you were the one! I thought it was the 49,000 other people that are in here.
- Karen Walker: Oh Grace, I am your assistant. Now I may not be a whiz at the...
- Grace Adler: Computer.
- Karen Walker: Or know how to work the...
- Grace Adler: Fax.
- Karen Walker: But honey, I do know how to get where I need to be, now hand me the...
- Grace Adler: Phone.
- Karen Walker: Oh honey, I would've gotten that one!
- Jack McFarland: I don't like Grace.
- Will Truman: What are you talking about? You like Grace!
- Jack McFarland: I'm sort of not into her right now.
- Will Truman: Sort of not into her? She's a person, not tandoori chicken.
- Grace Adler: Ok. I don't think Jack likes me.
- Will Truman: Ohh! What are you talking about? Jack loves you.
- Grace Adler: No. Jack loves you. I came along with the deal. See, you're the hamburger, and I'm that little cup of coleslaw. You don't order it, but, pfft, there it is on the plate.
- Jack McFarland: I need you to make a decision for me, and I need you to make it now.
- Will Truman: Don't have the sex change. They never work out.