Will & Grace (TV Series)

William, Tell (1998)

Eric McCormack: Will Truman

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Quotes 

• Will : Grace, coming out is something you do once in a lifetime, like being born or watching Magic Johnson's talk show.

• Will Truman : Grace, where are you?

  Grace Adler : It's a SECRET! Now tell me, how does that make you feel?

  Will Truman : Like a sorority girl in a bad slasher movie. Where are you?

  Grace Adler : Let's just put it this way;

  [in low, creepy voice] 

  Grace Adler : The call is coming from inside the house.

  [Will sees Grace at the coat check] 

  Will Truman : Grace, you cannot be here right now. Go home!

  Grace Adler : No.

  Will Truman : Go home.

  Grace Adler : No.

  Will Truman : Go.

  Grace Adler : No.

  [Will angrilly ends the phone call] 

  Will Truman : [to Host]  Excuse me.

  Host : Yes?

  Will Truman : Would you mind having that crazed red-head removed? Listen to me, I'm Ricky Ricardo!

  Host : I'll take care of it Mr. Ricardo.

• Will Truman : Oh, you girls are going to have a ball, braiding each other's hair and talking about boys and doing the Cosmo quiz.

  Jack McFarland : Oh, you mean, like, "How to tell if your best friend's a bitch?" Yeah, I already took it. You are.

• Will Truman : Ok, ok, we'll stop.

  Jack McFarland : No, you won't, because you can't help yourself. You were born bitter, nasty, mean-spirited, and, of course, chunky. And Grace, you're not much better. You're a follower without an ounce of decency.

• Grace Adler : You're trying to bulk up?

  Will Truman : No, it's a... dietary supplement.

  Grace Adler : No it's not...

  [Austrian Accent] 

  Grace Adler : You want zah big arms so you can get zah big mens and lure zem into your den of zum-zum.

  Will Truman : Ok. Thank you very much. That'll be enough, Grace.

  Grace Adler : Oh, my god, what's happening?

  Will Truman : What?

  Grace Adler : Your buttons are popping. Your shirt is ripping. You're hulking up, You're turning green.

  [Screaming] 

  Grace Adler : Aah!

  Will Truman : Ok, thank you. Excuse me, this happens to be good for you.

  [Reading Label] 

  Will Truman : Oh, my god. It says it also grows breast tissue. You want to give it a try?

• [Jack is going to work for Grace until Karen returns] 

  Will : Oh, you girls are going to have a ball, braiding each other's hair and talking about boys and doing the Cosmo quiz.

  Jack : Oh, you mean, like, "How To Tell If Your Best Friend's a Bitch?" Yeah, I already took it. You are.