- Joe Montgomery Hackett: So, one time I got the electricity bill from the mailbox, and when I looked at it I thought, no way did we use 80kW! And THEN
- [hand to forehead, laughing to himself]
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: I realized that it was A TWO-MONTH BILL!
- Brian Michael Hackett: [to Joe] You're turning into a suburban geek - you are ONE STEP AWAY from throwing a TUPPERWARE PARTY!