Wings (TV Series)
Porno for Pyros (1996)
Roma Maffia: Claire Barnett
Quotes
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Claire Barnett : What could you possibly have been doing upstairs that you didn't notice that the house was on fire?
Helen Chapel Hackett : We were having
[mumbles]
Helen Chapel Hackett : sex.
Claire Barnett : What?
Helen Chapel Hackett : Sex. We were having sex.
Claire Barnett : Wait a minute. You are telling me that you were so involved in having sex that you didn't smell the smoke, feel the heat.
Helen Chapel Hackett : Sure, I just thought Joe was really on his game.
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Claire Barnett : So you expect me to believe that two houses burned down because the people inside were lost in the throes of some kind of sexual frenzy?
Casey Chapel Davenport : It happens.
Claire Barnett : Not according to our records. I ran the possibilities through my computer, and the answer came up "No freakin' way, Cupcake."
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Claire Barnett : You look pretty smart. I bet you were the brains behind this little scam, weren't you?
Brian Michael Hackett : Well, if there was a scam, I would certainly be the brains of it.