- King Baaldorf: You look beautiful tonight, Ariel.
- Princess Ariel: Oh no, it's too late for beautiful. I looked beautiful about two hours ago but now I'm down to lovely.
- King Baaldorf: Very well, you look lovely.
- Princess Ariel: Thank you. If I stay up too late, I get cute.
- [Prince Dirk Blackpool and his wizard Vector are forced by a magical storm to take refuge in his sworn enemies' castle]
- Prince Dirk Blackpool: This situation is more intolerable to me than you can imagine. It would help if you could muster up some degree of sophistication.
- Prince Erik Greystone: Dirk, why don't you quit while you're ahead? In the Rains of Death, skin melts.
- Prince Dirk Blackpool: Obviously sophistication is beyond you, Erik. I trust the rest of you will make up for him?
- [Vulkarr, an undead barbarian, has besieged Castle Baaldorf]
- Vulkarr: For every minute you delay the surrender, one of the palace guards dies!
- [laughs menacingly]
- Prince Dirk Blackpool: [to King Baaldorf] How many do you have?
- King Baaldorf: Six hundred.
- Prince Dirk Blackpool: Good. That gives us at least ten hours before we have to worry.