- Diana Prince: Mr. Chadswith wasn't too keen on the idea of letting us pretend to steal his car. So, if anything happens to it, he will have my head, neck, arms, and possibly my firstborn child.
- Dr. Samson: I'm afraid you have me at a disadvantage, Mr, eh...
- [holds out his hand]
- Otis Fiskle: [refuses to shake Samson's hand] As intended, sir, my identity remains a mystery to my clients, and all but a few of my closest associates. As intended.
- Henchman: It's okay, Alfie. You're a thinker, not a fighter.
- Inspector Tim Bolt: A thinker? Hah! If brains were rain he couldn't make a drop.
- Slim: You hear that, lady? Your boyfriend's going blooey!
- [stupid laughter]
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: [listening in on Diana's hidden mike in his car] Blooey? A bomb!
- Inspector Tim Bolt: Nobody told me that the IADC and two females were gonna interfere.
- Diana Prince: Interfere?
- Inspector Tim Bolt: Would you settle for "meddle?"
- Diana Prince: For your information, Inspector Bolt, Wonder Woman and I were trying to retrieve an invaluable...
- Inspector Tim Bolt: For your information, Agent Prince, I was there on a tip that could have busted the biggest car theft ring since original sin. I was gonna tail that Rolls-Royce to its original source.
- Diana Prince: And I suppose you think your car thieves are more important than national security?
- Inspector Tim Bolt: [annoyed] My car thieves?
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: All right, all right, enough squabbling, for crying out loud.
- [tosses paper jet he had been folding]
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: Now, Bolt, you want the man behind the car theft ring, right?
- Inspector Tim Bolt: Right.
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: Diana, you and I want the hood ornament off the antique Rolls. Now, it's been decided and agreed upon that the two of you will be working
- [stresses word:]
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: together.
- Inspector Tim Bolt: Okay. Oh-kay. Maybe I was off base. I take it all back.
- [gives Diana appraising look]
- Inspector Tim Bolt: Except... the female part. You are most definitely female.
- Diana Prince: Since birth.
- Diana Prince: What happened to Lippencott?
- Alfie: He's all tied up.
- Diana Prince: Why are you tying me up?
- Alfie: Because I don't want him to get too lonely.