- Shubert: [shouting] The crystal! It's been stolen!
- Diana Prince: Stolen. From you? Y-you're a fence!
- Shubert: What is the world coming to?
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: Listen, I'll tell Diana that you were in to see her. She'll be delighted.
- Harold Farnum: Oh, thanks.
- [turns around and leaves]
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: Delighted she missed you. Phew.
- Moreaux: Henry, say goodbye to the one person in the world who could have stood between us and everything in the world worth stealing.
- Diana Prince: [looking at a polaroid picture] Well, Mr. Goodman, you are about to grow another shadow.
- Wonder Woman: Speaking of boring, WHY am I here?
- Henry Roberts: YOU are about to become MY latest work of art.
- Henry Roberts: [holding up a replica of Wonder Woman's bracelet] This will produce an electrical signal which will place you in a state of suspended animation
- [pause]
- Henry Roberts: forever.
- Wonder Woman: [thugs crashed their car] You... realize what this means, don't you? You're gonna have to walk to the police station.
- Wonder Woman: [to the two thugs who were expecting Diana to be coming out that door] Diana Prince is making a phone call. To the police, I think.
- [big smile]
- Diana Prince: [Diana is using her pass to open the door to Irac's room] Care to join me?
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: Oh, no thanks. I have no desire to make a bad day even worse.
- [leaves]
- Diana Prince: Coward.
- Wonder Woman: You win.
- Moreaux: [on speaker phone] I won the day I planned this. The rest was simply a matter of time.
- Irac: Each case would indicate an inside job.
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: Yeah... hm? Irac, have you been watching gangster movies again?
- Irac: Of course not, only Kojak reruns.
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: I'd better get Diana over there right away.
- Irac: You took the words right out of my mouth.
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: You don't have a mouth.
- Irac: A word of caution, Diana Prince: the thief obviously wanted the IADC to reach this conclusion. His or her reasons are still unknown.
- Diana Prince: Well, I'm aware of that, Irac, that's why I intend to go as...
- [catches herself]
- Diana Prince: ... um... and be very careful.
- [blows the computer a little kiss]
- Diana Prince: Bye.
- [exits]
- Irac: Even Wonder Woman cannot be too careful, Diana Prince.
- Wonder Woman: Okay. What's this all about?
- Moreaux: [on speaker phone] It's about your demise, Wonder Woman. Your carefully planned, eagerly anticipated demise.
- Moreaux: [addressing art gallery crowd admiring the motionless Wonder Woman] His statue captures the very heart and soul of the great lady it depicts, as Wonder Woman herself would have to admit.
- Moreaux: [on speaker] You see, several people know that my mentor here plans to open his Putney exhibit by unveiling a statue of Wonder Woman. I shall be there for the unveiling, as will you, Wonder Woman.