- Bonnie: [looking for her boyfriend at the IADC building after he lied about being an agent] Well, ehm, he's tall, eh, dark, very good looking, eh...
- Receptionist: Honey, that description fit half the agents in this building. I think they breed 'em for that, you know?
- Mark Reuben: Look, do you still think you're gonna be able to crack that safe without using a plastic explosive, hm?
- Bob Baker: [picks up a strange looking instrument] Well, with this little baby along, it'll be a lead pipe cinch.
- Mayfield: Well, it seems your girlfriend's a jinx after all.
- Mark Reuben: Oh, well, nog profesionally, she just dabbles, you know.
- Mayfield: Don't be smug, Mr. Reuben, if I did not have utter faith in Dr. Koren's judgement, I can assure you, you'd be fertilizing the continental shelf.
- Mark Reuben: Come on, lets get out of here.
- Mark Reuben: What about the documents, Mayfield?
- Mark Reuben: [snickers] Mayfield can stick the documents up his nose, I'm not about to get caught in here with a bunch of trigger happy marines, come on!
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: [Steve Trevor and other agents burst through the door, pointing their guns] Freeze! IADC.
- Diana Prince: Karen, that little girl I took into my office? Which way did she go?
- Receptionist: She went that way, like a bat outta...
- [Diana makes a frustrated noise]