The X-Files (TV Series)

Drive (1998)

David Duchovny: Fox Mulder

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• Mulder : Well, on behalf of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I just need to inform you that we're... almost out of gas.

• [Mulder slows down for a stoplight] 

  Patrick Crump : What the hell are you doing?

  Mulder : I'm composing a sonnet; what does it look like I'm doing?

• Mulder : [to P. Crump]  ... and it's Mr. Mulder to you, ya peanut picking bastard.

• Mulder : Crump, what else can you tell me about what's happening to you?

  Patrick Crump : Mr. Crump. You call me by my last name you say "mister" in front of it.

  Mulder : Mister. Gotcha.

  Patrick Crump : Not Crump. Mr. Crump.

  Mulder : I can think of something else I'd like to call you. I can put "mister" in front of that too if you'd like.

• Patrick Crump : Hey uh... The Jew stuff. No offence. I mean, a man can't help who he's born to.

  Mulder : That was an apology, right? Gee I don't know if I can see to drive, my eyes are tearin' up so bad!

• Dana Scully : [On phone]  Mulder, are you okay?

  Mulder : Yeah, aside from terminal cell phone withdrawal... That, and I got to pee.

• Mulder : I don't know how well you recall the last 30 seconds, but your life is in my hands, regardless of whether or not you hold that gun.

• Mulder : How about you just pull over and let me out too, huh? I must be crampin' your style.

• Mulder : We'll figure this out.

  Patrick Crump : You'd better figure quick. We're running out of west.

• Mulder : I'm guessing we got 2 or 3 miles before the roadblock...

  Patrick Crump : What roadblock? I got rid of the cops!

  Mulder : Check your window!

  Patrick Crump : [Looks through window and sees a chopper overhead]  Oh man, if we get stopped... .!

• Mulder : [after Crump throws Mulder's cellphone out the window]  That is SO STUPID Crump! That is SO STUPID!

• Mulder : [after seeing a news report where Crump's wife's head seemingly exploded in their car]  You saw the news report. What did you make of it?

  Dana Scully : The obvious assumption is that she was shot, regardless of what the police say. Maybe it was a sniper.

  Mulder : In the word's of the captain, "She just sorta popped".

• Mulder : You gotta stay alive if you wanna stick it to the government. If you die, you let them off the hook!

• Dana Scully : Well as we said sir, this is just routine.

  Mulder : [Gloomy]  So routine, it numbs the mind.

• Mulder : Your one chance is that we meet my partner at the end of the highway. There, she will insert a long, large-bore needle into your inner ear hopefully relieving the pressure. Now, when we get there she's going to have to work fast. She's only going to have one chance. She's not going to be able to use any anesthetic and it will probably leave you deaf.

  Patrick Crump : [Hopefully]  But I'll live, right?

  [Mulder nods] 

  Patrick Crump : Well, that's what it's all about.

  [Pats Mulder on the shoulder] 

  Patrick Crump : All right, man. Let's do it.

• Mulder : [after running a red light due to Crump being in intense pain when stopped]  Crump? Is this what happened to your wife? This same thing? You stop moving, you die? I think I saw this movie!

• Patrick Crump : You people put me here!

  Mulder : Shut up!

• Patrick Crump : [Sees Mulder's FBI Badge]  It's you people! Figures!

  Mulder : What figures?

  Patrick Crump : SHUT UP!

• Dana Scully : Mulder, we're not going to Nevada.

  Mulder : C'mon Scully... just one quick side trip!

  Dana Scully : No, sorry Mulder. We have a whole new assignment.

  Mulder : Running down people that buy fertilizer? This is bozo work. This is the FBI equivalent of wearing an orange jump suit and picking up trash on the side of the highway.

• Dana Scully : I think I have a loose theory as to what caused this.

  Mulder : Well, lay it on me!

• Patrick Crump : What kind of name is Mulder anyway? What is that... like Jewish?

  Mulder : Excuse me?

• Mulder : The sun will rise in America tomorrow, regardless of whether we're at a farm investigating yet another enormous pile of doo-doo.

• Mulder : I'm sorry about your wife.

  Patrick Crump : Sure you are. You and the rest of your Jew FBI.